Dragon Speaks, You Listen. Now Sit!

By Dragon
Columinst
From The Desk At Dragon's Hove

At Veritas Times, we all like to sit back relax but when need be, tell the news. This is Dragon reporting out of Veritas Times with this hard hitting story.

nogarD Enterprises, sponsor, donator and all out Sponsor of Templum Veritas Mundi and the events and Taverns this kingdom conducts. As the kingdom has grown and branching out, nogarD has been there to bring refreshments and entertainment on all levels.

Every age, nogarD installs a free tavern that provides free drinks and entertainment to all those in this kingdom. When the kingdom has branched out, into externals, other forums, nogarD Taverns have been there to provide those times. With theatres, presentations and laughter.

Today at Veritas Times, we are proud to announce, that nogarD Enterprises will be a key sponsor in our journalism. They will help get access to key stories, free drinks and make sure our journalists are completely smashed before they leave to go get those stories.

CEO and Presedent Dragon had this to day "Well its another proud day for nogarD, where we can only say that were honored that Veritas Times has allowed us to move in as a Key sponsor. We sponsor a lot of events proudly and that won't change in a long time."

Major stock holder Caelis AKA Kitten had this to say "As long as the Ale keeps flowing, then I don't care! Hell, since I bought out 49% of the stock, that damned Dragon has 51%... JERK! But I gets a lot of money... I WIPE MY ASS WITH THOUSANDS NOT HUNDREDS NOW!!! ITS AWESOME!!!"

We also got this exclusive comment from Carina, Dragons "heart". "Yeah ,its nice, you know. Millions of dollars :D but can that clean the house? No! WEll I don't clean the house, thats what the cleaners do. But still! Sure I got my diamonds, mansion, bathroom tub full of pearls and jewels, but in the end it breaks down to just me and my Dragon -dreamy eyes-.

Thats all from Veritas Times, this is Dragon reporting.
(Veritas Times has this to note: nogarD CEO and Presdent takes his time out of a busy schedule to write for us. Wow aren't we special :P;))

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Editor's Note: Everyone at Veritas Times will begin to feel special if you actually start bringing the ales into the press room. We would not tell the boss.

ULF Fights With Music!

By CarCar
Editor
Reporting From 2Green2BeElvandar Province

The Underground Liberation Front (ULF) has been gaining momentum in the past few months. Their recent victory? Over several weeks, the peasants all over the area of 2Green2BeElvandar province have been voting illegally for the Annual Music Fest nominees when dictator, Caelis The Green, goes to sleep every night.

According to 2Green2BeElvandar rules, anyone caught listening to music would have their house seized and be downgraded to the Slave Caste. Repeat offenders could also be prosecuted in the court of the Dictator and be sentenced up to 3 years in the dungeons.

According to an unreliable source, " This is an amazing feat for all folks. Caelis The Green's forces have been dispatched for war with Celestrial Dragon (7:6) for the past few weeks. Dictatorship enforcement officers have been lacking all over the province. This might signify the impending end of a long suffering for the folks."

Winners of The Annual Music Fest as follows:
Best Video: Locked In The Dungeons by POWs
Best Rap: Where Did All My Moo Moo go? by Farm Chicks
Most Violent Video: Kill Em' by The Mercs
Best Country Record: Back To The Mills by Rob Builder
Record Of The Year: War Win 1,2,3 By TVM All Stars