Coke Cookies Starts Off With A High

By CarCar
Editor

The day started off on a high note for Coke Cookies, a new product from Kitten Food Industries. Many retail food stores witnessed lines outside their shops even before their opening times. " I skipped school today. Those Coke Cookies are so delicious. It gives me a buzz and makes me feel happy all day. I have to get my hands on them," said Peasant Hobo, a 17 yr old senior from Trailer Park High School. Sales reports from several shops, including supermarket giant Walnut, had shown outstanding sales figures.

Kitten Food industries website, www.kitten.com, experienced a large volume of traffic flow past several weeks. Coke Cookies Fanatics have nothing but rave reviews for the munchies.


Coke Muncher, Steve TooDrugged and his love affair with Coke Cookies.

According to Coke Muncher, Steve TooDrugged who won the " Who Loves Coke Cookies Contest", he wrote, " I love the cookies! Cookies! More cookies!I cant live without them!" to be chosen as the winning entry with the picture above. More than 1 million peasants took part but only one walked away with a 1 year free supply of Coke Cookies.

President of Kitten Food Industries, Sir Caelis, had predicted the success so it didn't came as a surprise to him." We have been putting in huge marketing effort before the official launch date. Our sales teams have been going around the alley bars and lanes giving out free samples. We figured, someone has to cut out the middle men and go straight to the masses. We are keeping the kids out of alley ways and making them happy all day. I say we are doing a great job."

Daily Weather Update: GreenForPresident Province

By Hexmaster
Weather Correspondent
Reporting directly from GreenForPresident Province.


Tornado "Poking Stick" destroying farm lands.


The province of GreenForPresident's damages caused by the recent meteors and tornadoes were in fact so severe that hundreds of structures had to be razed to the ground and reconstructed as libraries so that its people, mostly the wizards, can read more books and learn about protecting the lands from such devastating deeds in the future.In the midst of the devastation, one happy news brought a little hope to the peasants; the broken Reflect Magic spell should be back from its repair in a few days.