ULF Fights With Music!

By CarCar
Editor
Reporting From 2Green2BeElvandar Province

The Underground Liberation Front (ULF) has been gaining momentum in the past few months. Their recent victory? Over several weeks, the peasants all over the area of 2Green2BeElvandar province have been voting illegally for the Annual Music Fest nominees when dictator, Caelis The Green, goes to sleep every night.

According to 2Green2BeElvandar rules, anyone caught listening to music would have their house seized and be downgraded to the Slave Caste. Repeat offenders could also be prosecuted in the court of the Dictator and be sentenced up to 3 years in the dungeons.

According to an unreliable source, " This is an amazing feat for all folks. Caelis The Green's forces have been dispatched for war with Celestrial Dragon (7:6) for the past few weeks. Dictatorship enforcement officers have been lacking all over the province. This might signify the impending end of a long suffering for the folks."

Winners of The Annual Music Fest as follows:
Best Video: Locked In The Dungeons by POWs
Best Rap: Where Did All My Moo Moo go? by Farm Chicks
Most Violent Video: Kill Em' by The Mercs
Best Country Record: Back To The Mills by Rob Builder
Record Of The Year: War Win 1,2,3 By TVM All Stars