Veritas Times Down! Peasant's uproar!

By CarCar
Editor

Grunts were heard all over Templus Veritas Mundi region yesterday. The paper's customer service hotline were swamped with angry readers demanding to know why the paper wasnt circulating yesterday.

Many peasants were surprised the newspaper wasnt available. Many coffee joints reported losses as readers made up the hugh percentage of coffee drinkers. " I cannot read my coffee without Veritas Times. It is my morning carbo," said one angry reader.

Many "hate" sites had also surfaced on the internet. " I hate that editor! She was supposed to keep the paper running smoothly. She must have been primping her hair or something. Now what am i gonna do for entertainment?" quoted from www.ihateveritastimes.com .

The police department had also increased the number of window bashings around downtown TVM. According to spyware sources, the lack of newspaper and caffeine drove a lot of folks "spastic".

Dragon, the papers' columnist was heard saying, " My porn is gone now. I did not do any back up on my computer. Now who can i blame?"

Editor CarCar and the rest of drunk VT staff who spent the day drinking nogard ales, would like to apologize to everyone, " The computers stopped functioning yesterday night due to the attack of ilovemehul.virus . It is an unfortunate incident and i hope it will be an individual case."